B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Dark Horse parody

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Yeah! Ya’ll know what it is! Katy Perry, Juicy J. Uh huh! Let’s rage.

I just broke up with an enormous douchebag
And now it is audition time for my next man [AUDITIONS TO BE KATY'S NEXT BOO]
But I have one request to be with me
Treat me ⊂⊃tely then cheat on me

You were my darling flower

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B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - I Really Like You Parody

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What the hell is Tom Hanks doing here in this music vid?
Sitting in bed in pajamas mouthing along
And why is he doing such a terrible job of it?
Guess he didn't learn all the lyrics to this song
Oh no

This guy's movies have made billions
He's won 2 Oscars and earnes milions

B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Animals Parody

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I’ve been a pop star for a long time.
People’s ⊂⊃iest man alive
Now it’s time for me to be seen as a massive creep
That’s why in this video I look like a sick pedo
And why I’m stalking a lady like she is fresh meat
My beard’s gross
This video’s all about me
Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen

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B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Booty Parody

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Here's another ⊂⊃ty song about booty
No thought went into this crap it’s just booty
It’s so bad the title should have been “Doodie”
Makes “Anaconda” seem like a masterpiece

It’s pitiful my new single
Is just one more mindless bore about butts this is getting old
I am a mother

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B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Shake It Off Parody

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I have so much fame
I’m richer than Bruce Wayne
My life is so great, mmm-mmm
I just can’t keep a a date, mmm-mmm
But it’s not enough for me
To be queen of country
I need more love and acclaim, mmm-mmm cause I am insane

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B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Happy

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I'm 41 but look like I am 8
32 pounds is how much I weigh
my hat's so big you can see it from space
and this song's so overplayed it will drive you insane
Cue awful dancing
clap along if you love watching people who can't dance
My style s tacky
I look like Smokey the Bear in this ridiculous brown hat

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B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Rude Parody

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I have a girl she is my girlfriend but she don’t know it
Save her a place here in my bed by where her shrine is
Check her accounts to see where she’s been
Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook
Her car’s at her house so she must be in

I’m your daughter’s stalker can I make her my wife?
Say yes

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B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Fancy Parody

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First thing first I’m a white chick
Wait, what?
The whole world was confused when they learned this
She’s not black?
and I sound just like Nicki Minaj
if she swallowed down testosterone pills with hot sauce
True!
If you wanna be rap famous

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B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - We Are One (Ole, Ola) Parody

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I pull my pants up to the sky way too goddamn high
Pit bulge to the side (the left side)
I look like a suited thumb
Wow, he really does
But I am paid by everyone (sellout life)
Oil of Olay
Coca Cola
Pam Spray

B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Happy Parody

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I'm 41 but look like I am 8
32 pounds is how much I weigh
my hat's so big you can see it from space
and this song's so overplayed it will drive you insane
Cue awful dancing
clap along if you love watching people who can't dance
My style s tacky
I look like Smokey the Bear in this ridiculous brown hat

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B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Thrift Shop (Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Parody)

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Wut wut wut wut
Wut wut wut wut
Wut wut wut wut
Wut wut wut wut

I got a nasty rash
Probably from wearing this gross used jacket
Front pocket

B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Gangnam Style parody

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Hot Dog Condom Style!
Condom Style!
I’m in a stable cause horses make me horny
Cold pee in my glass spit it on this boy dancing by me
I’m getting stiff now that kids dancing between my knees
Why the hell is this child with me?

Semen in the air, blowing on me and these two ladies

B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Can't Remember To Forget You Parody

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[Shakira Parody]
Did you all know
That I'm still alive
I'm making a song
So I'm still relevant

Have to shake my⊂⊃
To disguise the fact

B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Confident Parody

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Don't you deport me,
Don't you deport me,
Oh no no, oh no no,
You can't deport me,
I am invincible.

⊂⊃ this, I'm Justin
ain't heading north just like that.

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B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Adore You

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[Bart]
Huh , Huh , Hey
Ooh I need help , Ooh
Daddy , Mommy are you watching ?
Wondering if I am
Making this pointless ⊂⊃ tape right
I just keep on biting
My arm, maybe I'll try masturbating

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B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - Turn Me On Parody ( Bang Your Mom)

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Mother , mother , your Mom is a hottie
Boner , Boner , that is what she gives to me
I need your mom , I need your mom , I need your mother
I make her feel so good while we're under the covers

Your mother needs a nympho , someone like me
Someone who can please her ⊂⊃ually
I hope you don't get mad , bro , but I'm figured

B, Bart Baker

Bart Baker - One Direction-little things

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This song was designed to make you feel lovely
By pointing out the flaws on your fat body
And pretending that we love then to make you feel pretty
But clearly you’re ugly

“WAIT WHAT?”

You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes

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