Tenacious D - The Metal
The metal will live on
Punk rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were smited to the ground
New wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were stricken down to the ground
Tenacious D - Wonderboy
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?
[spoken]
Tenacious D - Baby
No matter how hard I try
Cause it's cold and it's dark
And the wind is a whistlin'
And I can't seem to put out the light
Momma's been searching for baby
But baby been tryin' to get home
Cause it's cold and it's dark
Tenacious D - Rize Of The Fenix
And all the critics said that the D was done.
The sun had set and the chapter had closed,
But one thing no one thought about,
Was the D would rise again.
Just like the phoenix
We'll ⊂⊃in' rise again
Tenacious D - Dio
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.
He has songs of wildebeests and angels,
He has soared on the wings of a demon.
Tenacious D - Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass)
JB: Arrrggghhhh!
Sasquatch: That's good, lets go an adventure,
JB: Yeah, (la la la)
Sasquatch: I've got lots to show you, (la la laaa)
JB: Can i be a sasquatch too? (la la la)
Sasquatch: You already are la la la youre my son JB, my wittle baby sass,(la la la la la la la la la la la la)
JB: Ahhh.
Tenacious D - Rock Is Dead
Rock is dead, rock is dead
Rock is dead, rock is dead
Talk to my friend, that's what he said
Is rock still around? No rock is dead
It's all over, rock and roll is dead
Tenacious D - Friendship test
Brrrrrriiiinngggg, Brrrriiiiinnnnggggg
*click*
[KG:] Two Kings
Tenacious D - Kyle Quit The Band
Now we're back together, uh.
Misunderstanding, didn't understand.
It doesn't matter, now we're back together again.
A-la la la la la.
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. (that's true)
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash.
That's also true!
Tenacious D - My Biznitch is the Shiznit
She was in line at arbys and I was sippin on a malt,
Such a lovely girl I walked up to her,
I wanna make u mine and buy u diamonds and pearls,
She gave me her pager number and said "beep me
sometime"
Right there I knew that this girl was mine
Youre my number one girl, the best in the world,
Tenacious D - To Be The Best
We got to pass the test
We gotta make it all the way
To the top of the mountain
We can do it again!
To feel the high
We got to learn to fly
We got to take it to the sky
Tenacious D - The Last in Line
The cold without the warm
Light inside the darkness
That it needs, yeah
We're a laugh without tear
The hope without the fear
We are coming, home
